Is this a serious talk, mom?
I'll help you get up, baby
I've been missing out
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I love your ideas, honey