You are not one of the guys...
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
A date with a damn fine ass
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She's in hypersexual drive
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She calls it dedication
Czech me out eating this cock
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Young meat is cougar feast
Such a gentleman, aren't we?